I never liked ZD. Elf was actually the only thing I ever saw her in, and I wanted to chuck the remote at the tv. And then when she recites "The best way to spread Christmas cheer, is to sing a song for all to hear." I wanted to kick her in the face. I told my friend who tried to get me into DG/Cain that I couldn't and wouldn't be interested simply because ZD bugged me so much.
I told my friend who tried to get me into DG/Cain that I couldn't and wouldn't be interested simply because ZD bugged me so much. And yet, you came over to the Dark Side anyways. It was the Kool-Aid and cookies, wasn't it? ;)
Yes, it was the Caingerbread and the spiked Kool-Aid. I don't know who in the fandom did it, but that Kool-Aid was spiked. The tight pants helped a bit though. In getting me into the fandom that is.
Is it too early for a cocktail? Maybe that would make this make sense. Nope, never.
I’m now completely convinced this entire production happened while everybody was sauced. "I've gotta stop dirnkin'. But not today." - Blu Mankuma, bless him
Where in the HELL DID THEY GET A PICTURE OF RAW FOR THE WANTED POSTER?! GAH. Az keeps publicitiy stills photos of her slaves for just such occasions as when they escape and try to save the world.
That is a terrible picture of me. Ambrose has the worst hair ever. I love him to death but oh HONEY.
How’d Tutor get DG’s doll? Az gave it to him! "Gain her trust with this!" "You are twisted." "Everyone keeps saying that!" Since his clothes go poof when he morphs, we can assume anything he's carrying gets magically poofed as well. /fanwank
Which begs the question--whose coat is cooler, Cain’s or Doctor Who’s? Glitch's. Duh. /biased
I think they just beat out Sydney Bristow for the Worst. Spy. EVER Award.I'll give you that, but they still might be
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10:03: Em’s shoes are FUGLY. I know! Those things look like they belong on some school marm from the 1900s.
11:56: Effie’s Third and Fourth Big Rants Regarding Part Three: Why the hell didn’t Ma and Pa Kettle tell the girls to stay the fuck out of the cave? I know they told them to stay out of the woods (but mostly for the nanimals being there, not the Witch), but, seriously. The girls are in desperate need of a permanent AMBER Alert, and you don’t make sure they know “Hey, EVIL WITCH ALERT!”? Also (and this, admittedly, is a little more nitpicky than the other plot holes of EPIC PROPORTIONS), did DG ever tell her Mom, “Dude, there was this girl and she turned into an evil old lady and then she possessed Az.” ‘Cause all we see her say is, “Az…she fell, and I let go.”That part really ticks me off! The royal rents obviously have enough to employ a governess or nurse for them, so why don't they!!!!! Another thing is that LavLave must've known about the cave and yet she didn't tell either of the girls why they should stay out of the
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11:14: And now we come to the Most Genius Plan of Them All: the Resistance Fighters. The blue smoke, the red scarves…SUBTLE AS A TWO-BY-FOUR TO THE HEAD! I think they just beat out Sydney Bristow for the Worst. Spy. EVER Award. Also, what’s with the big secret code speech? Couldn’t there just be like, a handshake or something?
In my verse, the blue smoke is from trees grown in a forest in Munchkin Country. The wood burns longer and gives the food a nice flavor (I watch Food Network way too much). That way the Longcoats wouldn't suspect anything. The red scarves is because the Resistance movement started in Quadling Country. The Longcoats would just think it was from the locals trading supplies.
I still cry during that scene when Cain finds Adora's grave. And the flower thing has bugged me too, so thanks for that.
You can use it if you like. I have no problem sharing. :)
I have it worked out that it's a series of clues depending upon the situation. If they happen upon a cabin: look for blue smoke, then the scarf, and then say the spoken code. If there is no cabin: look for the red scarf and then say the code words.
The red scarf was added after Cain was imprisoned in the iron suit. The Resistance needed another recognition sign (like a piece of uniform). All Cain knew about was the blue smoke and the spoken code. That's one of the reasons why Ralph and Lorraine (especially her) were cautious around Cain, he wasn't wearing a red scarf.
I plan on reading part 3 as soon as I get the chance.
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And yes, Katy Perry=Zooey Deschanel!
I never liked ZD. Elf was actually the only thing I ever saw her in, and I wanted to chuck the remote at the tv. And then when she recites "The best way to spread Christmas cheer, is to sing a song for all to hear." I wanted to kick her in the face. I told my friend who tried to get me into DG/Cain that I couldn't and wouldn't be interested simply because ZD bugged me so much.
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And yet, you came over to the Dark Side anyways. It was the Kool-Aid and cookies, wasn't it? ;)
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Oh, I'm certain the pants brought in numerous people.
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Is it too early for a cocktail? Maybe that would make this make sense.
Nope, never.
I’m now completely convinced this entire production happened while everybody was sauced.
"I've gotta stop dirnkin'. But not today." - Blu Mankuma, bless him
Where in the HELL DID THEY GET A PICTURE OF RAW FOR THE WANTED POSTER?! GAH.
Az keeps publicitiy stills photos of her slaves for just such occasions as when they escape and try to save the world.
That is a terrible picture of me.
Ambrose has the worst hair ever. I love him to death but oh HONEY.
How’d Tutor get DG’s doll?
Az gave it to him! "Gain her trust with this!" "You are twisted." "Everyone keeps saying that!" Since his clothes go poof when he morphs, we can assume anything he's carrying gets magically poofed as well. /fanwank
Which begs the question--whose coat is cooler, Cain’s or Doctor Who’s?
Glitch's. Duh. /biased
I think they just beat out Sydney Bristow for the Worst. Spy. EVER Award.I'll give you that, but they still might be ( ... )
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DUDE. I SUCK. You know, I think you're absolutely right on that one. Yep. You're right.
I'll give you that, but they still might be slightly ahead of Torchwood as far as Seekrit Organizations go.
HA. So freaking true!
This is a shameless PSA to let you know the sequel to "And No Birds Sing" is in the works. Oh yes.
*iz ded from excitement* No, seriously. Best news ever.
Aaaand this entire process is reminding me that I need to do the v.Slash Goggles edition of this. Fair and balanced lolz for all!
Dude, I will be first in line to see that. That would kick such serious ass.
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I know! Those things look like they belong on some school marm from the 1900s.
11:56: Effie’s Third and Fourth Big Rants Regarding Part Three: Why the hell didn’t Ma and Pa Kettle tell the girls to stay the fuck out of the cave? I know they told them to stay out of the woods (but mostly for the nanimals being there, not the Witch), but, seriously. The girls are in desperate need of a permanent AMBER Alert, and you don’t make sure they know “Hey, EVIL WITCH ALERT!”? Also (and this, admittedly, is a little more nitpicky than the other plot holes of EPIC PROPORTIONS), did DG ever tell her Mom, “Dude, there was this girl and she turned into an evil old lady and then she possessed Az.” ‘Cause all we see her say is, “Az…she fell, and I let go.”That part really ticks me off! The royal rents obviously have enough to employ a governess or nurse for them, so why don't they!!!!! Another thing is that LavLave must've known about the cave and yet she didn't tell either of the girls why they should stay out of the ( ... )
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AMEN. THANK YOU.
That is all.
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11:14: And now we come to the Most Genius Plan of Them All: the Resistance Fighters. The blue smoke, the red scarves…SUBTLE AS A TWO-BY-FOUR TO THE HEAD! I think they just beat out Sydney Bristow for the Worst. Spy. EVER Award. Also, what’s with the big secret code speech? Couldn’t there just be like, a handshake or something?
In my verse, the blue smoke is from trees grown in a forest in Munchkin Country. The wood burns longer and gives the food a nice flavor (I watch Food Network way too much). That way the Longcoats wouldn't suspect anything. The red scarves is because the Resistance movement started in Quadling Country. The Longcoats would just think it was from the locals trading supplies.
I still cry during that scene when Cain finds Adora's grave. And the flower thing has bugged me too, so thanks for that.
:D
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And I really, REALLY like your blue smoke theory. This fandom is so damn smaht, I can't stand it sometimes.
I am ashamed to say that the stupid flower thing irks me far more than it should. I felt an odd sort of peace when the closed captioning fit in. :)
Thanks for the comment!
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I have it worked out that it's a series of clues depending upon the situation. If they happen upon a cabin: look for blue smoke, then the scarf, and then say the spoken code. If there is no cabin: look for the red scarf and then say the code words.
The red scarf was added after Cain was imprisoned in the iron suit. The Resistance needed another recognition sign (like a piece of uniform). All Cain knew about was the blue smoke and the spoken code. That's one of the reasons why Ralph and Lorraine (especially her) were cautious around Cain, he wasn't wearing a red scarf.
I plan on reading part 3 as soon as I get the chance.
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