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EVERYONE I HAVE A SECRET!!!

I LOVE OPRAH.

I'm happy.

Uh, yeah so I had a meltdown today.

Why?

Well it's simple. Today, my 17th birthday, is the day I can possibly be tried as an adult when I finally get around to killing someone.

I can't wait until I grow up and die.

Oh, Valentines was a bomb.
Like my birthday will be any better.

Take me out in the back, and shoot me in the neck.
Make it quick, make it quick.
I'm a traitor, and traitors pay the price.

Goddamn Mutha Fuckas. Maggie Brennan went myspace.

Dear Livejournal, Livejournal friends, and Livejournal drifters,

My wisdom teeth just popped through my gums.

I really need support or a teething ring to help me through this tough time.

Thank you,
Maggie

It's raining and Paul Giamatti has once again been overlooked for an Oscar nomination for Best Actor.

Coincidence?

There is also an orange peel lying near a lemon tree in my backyard.

I must have misinterpreted my friends when they say Oscars are shit, because what I hear is that Oscars are THE shit.

P.S.
Haiku Action Planet has gone to THE

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There is nothing more disguisting than seeing the same group of boys for at least five hours for three days voluntarily.

Wait, there is: talking like them.