I remember getting caught cheating in AP Art History senior year by a substitute. During a test I had all the answers on my lap and kept copying them. The sub confiscated the cheat sheet and paperclipped it to my test. After school I happened to pass by the classroom with Kate or Saghi or I don't know, someone, and I looked inside and the classroom ( Read more... )

YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE LEARNED THIS SUMMER FROM ALL THOSE EXPERIENCES WITH DRUGS AND ALCOHOL AND SEX AND SHIT LIKE THAT??????

never put twinkies on a pizza.

yeah...im a follower.


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My first dream of Madonna. Babysat for her girl child at a ho-down for some girl's birthday and had a ten minute break watching Justin Silverman in a monkey suit while stretching a piece of licorice with my ex-friend Erica Sklar (YEAh THAT BItch!) and Kevin was there, and Mattcody was there, and Maddy was there, and Jim Carey was there, and Rita ( Read more... )

Can one of you lucky livejournal users help me decide which picture would do best for yearbook? Call me egotistical, maniacal, insane....I don't care. Just that I look good in yearbook.

( Senior Proofs.CLIYKLCLICKLYLICKLYLICKLYLICKLYCCCCCCC )

HI EVERYBODY. Livejournal is so over. and Myspace is the new Livejournal. Last night I spent 2 hours searching old friends from elementary school. THE End ( Read more... )

THE WORLD IS OVER.

CONSTANTINE MAROULIS IS GONE.

free constantine

Billie Jean is not Vin Diesel's lover. She's just a girl who claims that he is the one, but the kid is not his son ( Read more... )

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Spring break ended too quickly with a concussion and three bruises the size of your sugar daddys penis.


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