I have a new puppy. Her name is Saphie, like the daughter from "Ab Fab" because Eddie was always calling her daughter Sweetie, which is what the people who rescued her were calling her, but Jill hates that name, so I had to rename her. That's easy to understand, right? I'm pretty sure I'm not spelling Saphie's name the same way as the character ( Read more... )

Just to let you know: If you are at a bull riding event and all the rednecks around you stand up whilst whooping and hollering, stand up with them because it might mean the announcers said, "Stand up if you are proud to be American!" In my defense, I thought he said, "Stare bup fi roudy bere ee namerkin." My mother grabbed my jacket and through ( Read more... )

So...there is a new girl at work and she's all like, "let's work all the time" and I'm like, but I wanna check all my fun pages. I mean, come on! Work the whole time? What's that all about? Megster needs a break every five minutes or so ( Read more... )

I am never going to Jittery Joe's ever again. Or Moore's Market. I had fried prawns and chips the other night at the Market, but I didn't eat all of it (thank GOD), then went to Jittery Joe's where I got a Candy Cane coffee drink, not that there was really any coffee in it. Then, I was in the FREEZING ASS COLD with wind making it hard to stand ( Read more... )

"Cat" is over! Yay! If I hear any lines from that play within the next six months, my head will explode. I will miss the cast, except for the children, but I'm so happy to be finished with it now ( Read more... )

I am piddling around at work right now because I have (mostly) finished my "Home Front, Battlefront" Teacher's Guide and am brainstorming things to do with the Brownies' program this Saturday. Of course, my version of brainstorming is avoiding anything related to "Girl Scouts Through the Years ( Read more... )

Today at work my co-workers and I walked through a graveyard in order to prepare for this Saturday's graveyard tour. We passed by the grave of one of our former citizens who was an ambassador, and also the grave of Rebecca Latimer Felton. If you do not know who she is, look her up. I'm learning so many neat things about this place. We've had ( Read more... )

I would like to share something I find interesting about my new job: if you can't find records of something, it's not because we can't find them or someone borrowed them many moons ago and never returned them. It's because any records of this county from the Civil War or earlier were burned by that dirty bastard Sherman.

It's taking me a while to get into football this season; I don't know why. I had issues last season, too, but I guess that was due to the drama with friends, Herlihy's class, and bankruptcy ( Read more... )

I think I want to go to law school. If I was meant to be a teacher, I would have gotten that position at Woodland Middle School. I should have taken the LSAT last year and just asked my parents to lend me money to pay for it.