Comments | efinkymraenilef: Black Box 7 [Accidental Audio.]

efinkymraenilef

Black Box 7 [Accidental Audio.]

Dec 21, 2010 16:03

You know you like her! Come on! Just walk up and give her a big smooch on the lips!

SHUT THE HELL UP! WHAT ARE YOU?!

I'm mistletoe, pissy pussy. Now, walk right on up and grab that huge pair- AWWWWWWH!!!

[The following noises are of a talking mistletoe being ripped to pieces by a very angry Jake. There is silence followed by an explosion. Then ( Read more... )

jake + talking mistletoe = explosions!!!

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[Locked] guardianofearth December 22 2010, 00:49:28 UTC

Oh boy. I'm glad those things haven't found me yet. Are you okay Jake?

Re: [Locked] efinkymraenilef December 22 2010, 00:51:41 UTC

Lucky you. I'm fine. I ripped it to pieces and blew it up for good measure.

Re: [Locked] guardianofearth December 22 2010, 00:55:11 UTC

If they are anything like the sentient shamrocks from before, you can bet there will be more on the way, and at least with the shamrocks my shield could block them...

Re: [Locked] efinkymraenilef December 22 2010, 00:58:15 UTC

I say don't give it the chance to speak. You see it, annihilate it. With extreme prejudice.

I found you! Now then, you really need to just go on up to her and...what is that glove thing for?

I'll be right back. DIE YOU MOTHERFUCKER DIE!

[Enjoy the sounds of loud explosions for a few moments and the loud screaming of a poor mistletoe dying a fiery death.]

Now...where was I?

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[action] steamgoboom December 22 2010, 01:35:09 UTC

[peeks around the corner where the blast went through. It's not a big hole but... noticable none the less.

Nice job breaking it, Jake.]

... Haku's gonna be pissed, brah.

Re: [action] efinkymraenilef December 22 2010, 01:45:36 UTC

[The feline doesn't answer right away. He's putting the second mistletoe corpse on a small pike. Once he's done though, he speaks.]

I can fix it. Now, I need to put his on the roof of our shop so none will come near it in fear of death. Now...where is that ladder?

[action] steamgoboom December 22 2010, 01:51:14 UTC

[points where the ladder is... right next to the hole, about three inches from getting blown up WITH the wall.]

Eh, I know these things are lousy, but brah, don't let 'em get to you so much. They're just fulla hot air.

Re: [action] efinkymraenilef December 22 2010, 02:01:57 UTC

[Jake's ears droop as he grabs the ladder, glad he didn't blow it up too. When he speaks, it's soft and just above a whisper.]

Not completely hot air.

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[action] upgradedtohero December 22 2010, 01:57:37 UTC

*comes in with a jar of the mistletoe, luckily nothing they're saying can be understood from within*

I found these trying to get in from the back and.... what happened to the wall?

Re: [action] efinkymraenilef December 22 2010, 02:08:01 UTC

I hit it with the Mistletoe.

[He eyes the ones in the jar with a scowl that slowly becomes a grin.]

Nice. I wonder if I can play Vlad the Kat-paler with those ones. If we kill enough, maybe they will stop coming.

Re: [action] upgradedtohero December 22 2010, 02:18:27 UTC

Oh. *Rock doesn't question it, putting the jar on a table*

I don't know. They seem to have very little survival instinct, if any. Maybe they respawn when killed, so they're not too worried about death? Like in a video game.

Re: [action] efinkymraenilef December 22 2010, 02:25:07 UTC

If it's like a videogame, then that is going to suck. I'm tired of them coming at me all the damn time.

I just want them to leave me alone.

[There is an obvious sore spot these mistletoe are hitting on.]

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