How am I doing as Dark Razor? Is he evil enough? Is he missing his targets like he should? Let he know. Input is always welcome.

[The camera turns on to show a bedroom. There are a few chairs and a nice looking bed, big enough to two. The walls are decorated with pictures of places around the digital world but besides that there isn't much. Simple living. No one appears on screen yet but there is the sound of a chuckle.]I know you'll show up eventually you little shits. Come ( Read more... )

[The video comes on to show everyone's favorite psycho feline. He is standing in some alleyway in some two. He has a big bright smile on his face and he seems to be having trouble not laughing.]Well well, hello Digital World. It's been a while, no? Well I've decided to come out of hiding for just a little bit. I'm dropping something off you see. I ( Read more... )

[Though it is posted as annonymous, anyone who knows his voice will recognize Jake as Jake.]

So I've been thinking lately and I want input. What is home? What makes a location a home exactly? Home tends to mean permanence and stability. But do we really have any of that? Any of us could be sent home at a moments notice and never some back. And for ( Read more... )

[Jake is sitting in an armchair, messing with his D-Comm when the camera turns on. He stares down into it and lets out a sigh.]Hey there. I'm kind of bored at the moment. I don't have anything I have to do right now and I have nothing here to entertain myself with. So, anyone up for talking? Talking about anything really. I'm up for whatever topic ( Read more... )

[The camera turns on to show Jake, in his SWAT Kat uniform, lounging in a chair with a wicked smile on his feline features. He licks his lips and winks at the camera before speaking. In the background, the song below is playing in the background.]

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Hello Guys and Gals of the Digital World. I know with this nasty virus some of you are in need, well ( Read more... )

[The video comes on and Razor's face can be seen. He instantly brings a finger to his lips before he speaks.]

Now now, no loud noises. No sudden movements or reactions. Go somewhere quiet where we can talk. Or...

[The camera pans over to show Dart hanging from the ceiling, bound in chain, and then back to Razor.]I just might make a mess. Tell me ( Read more... )

You know you like her! Come on! Just walk up and give her a big smooch on the lips!

SHUT THE HELL UP! WHAT ARE YOU?!

I'm mistletoe, pissy pussy. Now, walk right on up and grab that huge pair- AWWWWWWH!!!

[The following noises are of a talking mistletoe being ripped to pieces by a very angry Jake. There is silence followed by an explosion. Then ( Read more... )

[Jake had woken up only about thirty minutes ago around 2:30 am, his head pounding and his mouth dry. Turned out drinking nothing but coffee and energy drink concoctions dehydrated you, who knew? He had taken some pain medicine, but his headache hadn't diminished. He drank some water and decided a walk around the hallways of the Hyperion would be ( Read more... )

[The camera clicks on to reveal a VERY tired looking Jake Clawson. His fur is a bit dirty and some of his cheek fur looks singed. He has bags under his eyes and it looks like he's having trouble staying awake as he looks into the camera.]

Alright...[He yawns] I got my orders done. For those of you who ordered something please contact me via this ( Read more... )