Comments | efinkymraenilef: [Video post/Forward dated to March 2, 2011/Locked from DATS and Children under 15]

efinkymraenilef

[Video post/Forward dated to March 2, 2011/Locked from DATS and Children under 15]

Mar 01, 2011 20:26

[The camera turns on to show Jake, in his SWAT Kat uniform, lounging in a chair with a wicked smile on his feline features. He licks his lips and winks at the camera before speaking. In the background, the song below is playing in the background.]

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jake wants action

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[locked] batmanmecha March 2 2011, 04:57:29 UTC

So, you went to all that trouble to write Haku a love letter, and now you're out here fishing for tail?

Nice, dude. Real nice.

Re: [locked] efinkymraenilef March 2 2011, 05:02:28 UTC

Hey now. I do love her, but a man has needs. I can't be expected to go without any action, can I?

[locked] batmanmecha March 2 2011, 05:05:40 UTC

Oh that's such utter and complete bullshit.

Re: [locked] efinkymraenilef March 2 2011, 05:06:55 UTC

I don't think so. It makes perfect sense. She's getting laid, why can't I?

Speaking of that, is your boyfriend not pleasuring you enough? Is that what I owe this little talk to?

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onisensei March 2 2011, 20:49:21 UTC

[Not commenting, but oh god Jake it's taking every fiber of his being not to]

efinkymraenilef March 2 2011, 20:54:51 UTC

[Don't worry Onizuka. The day will come when you two face off and you can vent all your anger.]

techsavytabby March 2 2011, 20:53:50 UTC

[Chuckle]

Pathetic.

efinkymraenilef March 2 2011, 20:55:48 UTC

Wanna run that by me again?

techsavytabby March 2 2011, 21:17:44 UTC

You are a disgrace to all cat kind, and if not for this Pride Virus I am ashamed to admit I wouldn't have found the courage to tell you so.

But as it stands Mr. Clawson, your exploits have proven above all that you are the lowest of the low, you are vermin among cats. But you were already fully aware of that even before you gave into the darkness.

efinkymraenilef March 2 2011, 21:18:59 UTC

You make it sound like it's something I should be ashamed of. I know who I am and I'm proud of it. What room do you even have to talk, anyway?

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pidonus March 4 2011, 04:44:57 UTC

Sorry, I don't do people desperate enough to advertise their novice technique as if it's some kinda service.

efinkymraenilef March 4 2011, 05:17:44 UTC

[grumblegrumbleneverstopsgrumble]

I am no novice.

pidonus March 4 2011, 05:23:52 UTC

You used "Hungry Like the Wolf" as the background music for advertising sexual services.

Even if you were trying to be ironic that's sad.

efinkymraenilef March 4 2011, 05:43:53 UTC

Okay, 2 things.

1) It's a good song.

2) Fuck you.

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