diamonds are forever

[eforerik]

Lately the radio commercials have been telling me that if i buy jewelry for a girl, then she will have sex with me.

Comments

[tiffmister]

Uh duh.... the only way to a womans....

[misterandre]

I love her so.
And she must know.
The way that I show her.
Weisfield.
It's got to go straight to the heart.
Straight the the heart.
Weisfield Jewlers.
OOOOOooooo.

[fork___spoon]

Dear Mr. Sobe,

I will have sex with you any day of the week, no jewlery involved.

With much love,
Amy McSlutmuffin

PS
Ask tiffany too, we're both really big skanks.

[eforerik]

you wanna come over this weekend?

[no_no_no]

i wish you werent growing up. this makes me want to barf my face off.

[eforerik]

haha... it's supposed to be sarcastic and funny. you goofball.