I need this shirt:


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I'm sick of high school kids who use the patch to quit smoking and I'm sick of guys whos myspace pic is just them in the mirror with their shirt off.

Lately the radio commercials have been telling me that if i buy jewelry for a girl, then she will have sex with me.

No Yams are grown in North America.

Happy Columbus Day!

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"The primary wish of many free-speech fanatics is, I am certain, to bop prudes around... If we are to discuss truthfully what America is and what it can become, our discussion must be in absolutely rotten taste, or we won't be discussing it at all."
-Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

The 15th of august was a good day for so many people. That's incredible since most of the time people are whiny emotional brats.

If you want to become a friend of civilization, then become an enemy of truth and a fanatic for harmless balderdash.

In my English class we were supposed to write about our first water memory. The last sentence in my piece is: "Why do questions always end with question marks?"