Post wherein the OP threatens to leave LiveJournal forever...

... and then does so.

Thanks given to Российская Федерация.

Alternative facts.

Fart joke, using a UK euphemism, from a primarily US English speaker.

Rant about free and nonfree operating systems. Which ones the poster favors is unclear.

Outrageous quote by the President Elect of the United States of America.

Exhortation.

Impassioned defense of dicastocracies.

Post asserting the OP's intention to seize the pudendum of the nation.

Fools, drunks, and the United States.

Assertion that the OP is just the best businessman. Repeated assertion that the OP is just the best at business and that the OP is the smartest. Repeated self aggrandizement.