I'm so pissed. It's ace. Where the fuck did last night go? Am I me? I havce no idea. Ooops. my monitor is being shit. That's not good. I need more biooze. don't have any. fuck. going to edit thisw later because I'm very drunk./ goodnight ( Read more... )

Why are people so bitchy and clingy? It's annoying as shit. Yep, it's been a fun past few days. People are shit. Most of them also seem to think that the point of drinking is to socialise and/or have fun. Idiots! The point of drinking is to get drunk. The rest is just a bonus/hinderance depending on your point of view/company. I'm making a bitchy ( Read more... )

HOLY SHIT ( Read more... )

Where did my head go? I've asked that many a time before and I'm sure I'll ask it plenty of times after. I have so little memory of last night. I remember buckfast. I remember pooping. I remember chopping my finger. I remember finally getting all the way through "a little respect". I remember walking past the hospital. I remember falling flat on my ( Read more... )

OK, so I was a bit shit at my usual "how pissed I got" type thing yesterday. Finally stopped shaking and fell asleep. It was really cool though. If only Lucozade was cheaper ( Read more... )

I had an ace rant to type out when I was at work, but then I drank 3 litres of Lucozade and I can't keep my hands still. It's like the DTs. I hope it IS! That'd make my day!!! Might come back later and actually make a post, but for now I'm going to shake alot and feel all sickly (though in a nice head fucked up way)

nothing to do. making posts. nothing to say ( Read more... )

I'm bored so I'm doing one of these too. I'm so uninspired and can't sleep for the first time all week ( Read more... )

"That wasn't drinking. That was attempted suicide!" was the slogan of Sunday. Fuck. Saturday night, what a night. Went to meet Jimmy's Laura in Pivo, then Jon turned up, then Eggie and Adam finished. Eggie went home, we went to the Moorings. We met Sandy-"You're a very special lady"-Nairn. We drank much absinth. We got drunk. We went to moshulu, we ( Read more... )

Goddamn do I hurt. Worst off is that I'm still drunk. Absynth was not a good idea. I'm supposed to be at work. I'm not there yet. I'm going to be so non-sensual today. I need to poop. I need to get out of this chair. I can't see either happening for a while. Oh shit! I just found a packet of Markies wiltshire breaded gammon next to my computer. ( Read more... )