After making a semi-concious decision to go into work an hour late and play the "I thought I started at ten" card, I awoke at ten and decided that I wanted to wear my favourite skants. The only problem with my favourite pair of skants is that my dick tends to hang out of the fly as its about seventeen meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelleeeeeeeon miles in its ( Read more... )

Fook sake. It's Wide Wednesday and I'm stuck at home. I hadn't realised how much I'd lost interest in what you might call, erm, "hobbies" isn't the right word, but it's the first that comes to mind. Looks like it's another night of getting stoned then waking up tomorrow to find that i've downloaded so much more shit music that I'll never listen to ( Read more... )

The weekend has ended. Oh damn, it was fun. I'm not too monged today, but my head is slight. I'm not even sure that I actually woke up this morning ( Read more... )

Waaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaa!!

Last night was ace. I saw the greatest film evaaaaaar made at jimsin and cakeandsodomy's. Aparently there should be 8 reviews of it on LJ today, but I can't find more than one. Maybe I'm jsut shit. Maybe I'm just pissed. Maybe I'm pissed and shit. Sorry, that should read "pissed and sarpong" (I HATE june sarpong ( Read more... )

I am so shit at staying in ( Read more... )

Roit den, this has been a shitty few days. I've bene sober for a lot of them. That's not been shit, that's been me actually (finally) doing what I set out to do this week.I also said no to Class As two days in a row. Moral fibre. Very not me. But my TV is broked. It's not good. I've got this huge lump of plastic and glass and it's just sitting ( Read more... )

My LiveJournal Sitcom
popsicle and plate (TNN, 7:00): Eggatron (Patricia Arquette) breaks chickenkiev (Charlton Heston)'s old 100-meter-dash record, but nobody sees it happen. Then, desolation_doll (Willie Aames) sets velvet_jane (Holly Hunter)'s cap on fire. Later that day, cakeandsodomy (Joe Pesci) ruins jimsin (Rene Russo)'s favourite 8- ( Read more... )

I'm in a great mood. I have no idea why. I've also just found the most cool/shit thing imaginable. Take a look at the listening to thingamo. That's Vanilla Ice doing a metal cover of ice ice baby, that is. It's ace. I'm needing to get that album now ( Read more... )

Here it is. It's Wednesday night and I'm not gargling with booze flavoured puke. Wide Wednesday was a constant. It was an institution. Fuck, it was more of a god than I've ever had at any point. The hurricane is off out in fancy dress for a meal with Laura's folks. Completely fucking up one of the few things I actually do with my life in the ( Read more... )

I'm bored, sober and can't sleep. I've got new batteries for my camera. Behold my lovely tidy room:

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