Now get off of my watch so I can kill you.

Playing with my 3-year-old daughter Kaitlyn this morning, we invented a magical new language! We took the first syllable of our first names and repeated it three times, creating wonderful new names for ourselves. Daddy became "Da Da Da." Mommy was "Ma ma ma." Grammy, of course, was re-christened "Gra Gra Gra." We giggled joyously as her ( Read more... )

I think I may have stumbled onto the perfect joke setup. It goes like this ( Read more... )

I just received what should have been the most awesome spam e-mail ever. The subject header was "Cut Off Your ARM Now!" I read that and got very excited, and despite the fact that I never open these letters, I couldn't double-click on this one fast enough. Imagine my crushing disappointment to discover a pitch for "Adjustable Rate Mortgages." ( Read more... )

We finally watched "The Wedding Crashers" last night. Honestly, I can't see what all the hype is about. It was cute, and I did laugh a few times, I'll give it that. It was a pleasant enough two hours. But $209 million domestic? Come on, it wasn't that good ( Read more... )

Okay, I cheated, it's my own blog. Still, I'll take any victory I can contrive ( Read more... )