EPISODE 02: CUTENESS DE CAMELOT

[ego_chan]

LOL, TURNS OUT I HAD A LIFE ALL ALONG. Ergo, you get my reaction on Monday. However, you'll be happy to know that my college football team won on Saturday, and I got only a little victory!drunk as a result since I was holding back thinking about Merlin and how I need to watch that when I got home. Although I later almost complete forgot to watch

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[luisadeza]

You recaps might easily be my favourites.

IT IS OKAY TO LOVE PUPPY!KNIGHT! IN FACT EVERYONE SHOULD LOVE HIM!

ROLLED UP SLEEVES! OH YESSS!!!
leandergasped and me have already determined that Merlin = perfect wedding material. Hunith did a good job. ;)

AND THANKS FOR NOT SHOWING THE LEECH FACE! DNW!

[ego_chan]

It's funny, because I started this episode thinking I wasn't going to recap it, but then I was watching it and like "nevermind, this ridic in the first five minutes" and so I went with it. Makes the episode less painful, I find... xD

I'M JUST SO HAPPY HE WASN'T EVIL. HOMG.

What is it about the sleeves? WHY DO THEY HAVE THIS POWER? Men fall over themselves for cleavage. I fall all over myself for...sleeves. WTF? I don't even like forearms....

Hundith did a great job. I want to shake her hand, and then take her son's. xD

[luisadeza]

[ego_chan]

Ahahahaaa! I like puppy!knight better, though. Prolly bc I haven't seen the other. xD

[lunaste]

THIS EPISODE. DNW ARTHUR/GWEN. BUT MOST OF IT WAS LULZY.

I LOVE HOW GAIUS AND UTHER HAD THE EXACT SAME REACTION DURING THE JOUSTING. TRUE LOVE, EGO, TRUE LOVE.

ALSO GAIUS'S EXPRESSIONS ARE WIN.

ALSO ARTHUR IS SCARED OF THAT CHICK'S VAJAYJAY. THAT WAS MY FIRST THOUGHT IN THAT SCENE AND THEN I THOUGHT 'WELL, HOW IS HE GOING TO COPE WITH GWEN, THEN?' AND I CRACKED MYSELF UP.

KNIGHT ADORABLE!

But on a more serious note: I hate how the development of Arthur and Merlin's interaction has gone totally down the drain. Blegh.

[lunaste]

ALSO I DISAPPROVE OF YOUR DISLIKE OF COLIN MORGAN.
HE IS PERFECT AND CUTE AND SHINY AND I SHALL MARRY HIM ONE DAY.

And everyone only wishes they were cool enough to watch the big game with Uncle Gaius.

Faceofbradley has several years of material with this ep! OH BRADLEY, WHY IS YOUR FACE SO FLEXIBLE AND BENDY AND LULZY.

[ego_chan]

IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER, I THINK MERLIN'S KINDA CUTE. BUT COLIN JUST PRESENTS HIMSELF AS INCREDIBLY BORING. I ALREADY KNOW I WOULD DRIVE HIM CRAZY BY ALL THE MOCKING HIM FOR READING ALONE....

And everyone only wishes they were cool enough to watch the big game with Uncle Gaius.

Like Uther. Uther is like "damn the assigned seats--I want to kiss my girl in my victory!high when my fave players score...well, I'll make up for it by monopolizing on Morgana's hypnoboobs AND NO-ONE ELSE CAN HAVE THEM FOR THE ENTIRE EPISODE--SO THERE."

[lunaste]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.

EGO.

EGO.

I SAW A REAL LIFE VERSION OF PUPPY KNIGHT. HE WASN'T AS SCRAWNY, BUT HE HAD THE HAIR AND THE FACIAL HAIR AND THE LOOK IN HIS EYES.

I GUESS HE MUST HAVE THOUGHT I WAS A CRAZY PERSON BECAUSE HE WALKED BY AND ALL MY BRAIN SAID WAS: "ADORABLE KNIGHT! PUPPY KNIGHT!"
AND I LOOKED LIKE :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
AND HE LOOKED LIKE DDDDDDDDDD:

[tootsiemuppet]

YOUR RECAPS ARE MADE OF DISTILLED WIN OR SOMETHING.

[ego_chan]

OR PERHAPS JUST DISTILLED CRAZY. I CAN OWN UP TO THAT AT LEAST.

[kathkin]

Arthur could have just asked Merlin to cook the chicken. Damn. He seems pretty handy around the kitchen. Momma-Merlin taught him well.

I was thinking the exact same thing. Or asked Merlin to help. I'm sure Gwen wouldn't have minded that.
Personally, I think he really was going to cook for her, but then realised that he didn't have a clue what to do with a chicken.

[kathkin]

Okay, I couldn't resist:

[ego_chan]

HOMG, asthebrowarches. I AM POSTING THIS AND WILL CREDIT YOU. FAMOUS, BB, FAMOUS.

[kathkin]

: D THANK YOU.

[ego_chan]

ARE YOU REALLY READY TO BE ASKING THE MERLIN WRITERS THIS? I MEAN, LIKE YOU'RE ACTUALLY SURPRISE. I FOR ONE BELIEVE THEY GET NICE AND DRUNK BEFORE WRITING THIS SHIT, AND THEN LOSE TRACK OF WHO'S TALKING, AND END UP MIXING DIALOGUE WITH FACES UNTIL GWEN IS MERLIN, MERLIN IS MORRIS, ARTHUR IS FROM LAST SEASON, AND THEY TOTALLY FORGOT THAT THEY CAST THIS BABE NAMED MORGANA AS KING UTHER'S WARD.

FUCKING HELL, MERLIN WRITERS. STOP CELEBRATING SELLING THE SHOW TO A BAGILLION COUNTRIES, AND GET BACK TO YOUR DEADLINES. THIS WHOLE PHONING SHIT IN THE NIGHT BEFORE WHILE STILL EXCESSIVELY INEBRIATED ACTUALLY SORT OF SHOWS.

[marn_barn]

FUCKING HELL, MERLIN WRITERS. STOP CELEBRATING SELLING THE SHOW TO A BAGILLION COUNTRIES, AND GET BACK TO YOUR DEADLINES. THIS WHOLE PHONING SHIT IN THE NIGHT BEFORE WHILE STILL EXCESSIVELY INEBRIATED ACTUALLY SORT OF SHOWS.

JUST HAVE TO JUMP IN HERE AND SAY ILU, BECAUSE THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING. HELL, I WOULD HAVE WAITED ANOTHER MONTH OR SO FOR NEW EPS IF I KNEW THEY WERE GOING TO BE CONTINUATIONS OF THE ORIGINAL STORYLINES AND CHARACTERIZATIONS.

[ego_chan]

I WOULD HAVE WAITED ANOTHER MONTH OR SO FOR NEW EPS IF I KNEW THEY WERE GOING TO BE CONTINUATIONS OF THE ORIGINAL STORYLINES AND CHARACTERIZATIONS.

I ACTUALLY MIGHT HAVE WAITED ASWELL. LOL.

...YOU KNOW, UNLESS THE EXTRA TIME GAVE THEM ENOUGH PAUSE TO REALISE THAT HEY, WE NEED TO GET SOME MORE HIGH QUALITY COSTUME JEWELRY, BECAUSE THERE'S NOT A SINGLE LIGHTING EFFECT WROUGHT BY MAN THAT IS GOING TO MAKE THIS SHIT LOOK ANYTHING REALISTIC....

THEN WHAT WOULD I HAVE LULZED SO HARD OVER? XDXDXDDD