On a surprisingly warm, but overcast winter afternoon Katata stood staring at the soil under his feet.  his attention was focused ont he plans for the next planting season when he would make his first attempt at growing crops.  He considered the difficulty of the location as well has his inexperience and ground his teeth in deep thought.  Crops had ( Read more... )

This project is akin to establishing a distillery and crafting a fine vintage.  Money and manpower are directed and used to fabricate a product which will be hidden from prying eyes for decades, revealed at some future date with an aura of mystery.  For twenty years we have waited for a glimpse at the fruits of our labor, without indication of the ( Read more... )

I understand that the current fad is to look like a character out of a Tim Burton movie, but what I don't understand is why.   Seriously.  Looking like you're a heroin addict because you think lettuce has too many calories simply isn't healthy.  I overheard some jackoff talking about how his girlfriend is 5'9" and weighs 102 pounds.  I asked him if ( Read more... )

We've all met these kinds of people.  The guy that always has to make the snide remark about the smallest sentence fragment.  It doesn't matter what we're talking about, because half of the time this guy doesn't know either.  I might be discussing something and he'll catch part of the conversation and jump in with some snarky or "clever" remark ( Read more... )

You don't look Cuban so that leaves me with three options.  You must either be a communist, a revolutionary, or you need a bullet between the eyes.  You seem barely bright enough to know that your underwear goes on the inside of your pants, so I doubt you know what the word "communism" means.  No, young Grasshopper, that's not a montage of a dead ( Read more... )

The usual specimen can be located at your local hot topic and seasonal ren fests.  Other probabal locations include coffee houses and abandoned bus stations.  They're easily identified by their all black clothing, pale complexion, and nappy hair.  Males tend to be either tall and skinny or very fat with neck beards (the only thing they use razors ( Read more... )

Let's get a few things straight.  First off, I'm an angry individual with a big vocabulary and no soul.  I drink coffee with booze in it and I smoke unfiltered cigarettes.  I get up early and bust my ass in weather that is often unpleasant, I hate television and I'd like to push angsty kids in front of the subway.  This is my forum to trash talk ( Read more... )