friday night and saturday i smoked weed 13 times, took off my shirt in public once, did one other drug, went to a show and the beach, went to taco bell twice, went to parks three times, hustled twice, and shoplifted twice. two more days of this long weekend await me. linda and i are constant companions. that's right.

today linda and i made five dollars extorting money from people at the mall with a clever card trick using dirty playing cards. we're going to canada this spring break. also we're fourth grade lesbian lovers.

i hate life; people suck. i'm cutting myself in the dark. oh shit i missed.

yes, that's right, the results are in and i am as smart as you thought i was:

ENG LANG/COMP 5
PSYCHOLOGY 5

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so yeah,uh, hung out with linda tonight. we went to cocoa village and smoked on a bench and almost got pizza but the place was closed so we went to applebee's. you're not supposed to have a hat in there, linda. then we went back to cocoa village and sat by the river and talked and chain smoked outside of some wedding party ( Read more... )

Well I might be at the beach right now with lovely perfect Charlie and a few others, but I'm not allowed and it turns out I don't have a bikini. Little Jessica has taken most of my underwear, it turns out. And my bras. It's pretty gross. Along with those she took my only bikini. I used to have a big crush on Charlie; he was my ideal, but never so ( Read more... )