Apparently I am really bad at calling people and not because I don't want to but maybe I am not even trying enough ( Read more... )

So... you guys... A lot has happened since I last wrote. I mean... I saw the world's tiniest woman. And... Okay, that's it ( Read more... )

At about midnight, I was feeling bored and energetic so I decided to get outta this apartment. I of course didn't leave until I wrote "I AM LEAVING MY APARTMENT AT 12:12 AM ON OCTOBER 1ST. I SHOULD BE BACK NO LATER THAN 2 AM." Some of you normal people might ask, "Why?!" Well, because I am convinced one day I will be murdered/kidnapped and I want ( Read more... )

Man, I just realized I do not even tell anyone what is going on in my life, so I am making this post to let you all in on how I spend my time and it is FIGHTING CRIME. It is an okay job, but it does not pay as well as being a crook. Oh and it is way less glamorous! I guess what I am trying to say is that I am becoming a criminal. Unless you are a ( Read more... )

Last night was something I had been looking forward to for a while now... though not as much as I usually look forward to those things but whatever. I saw They Might Be Giants in concert with Will and Travis. That's right--saw--meaning I could ACTUALLY SEE THE STAGE!! That is a first! And I could see it the entire time minus an issue with some ( Read more... )

Never mind, the crazies go hand-in-hand with my menses.

So ( Read more... )

Gosh, I hope it's storming outside because if it's not someone is outside my apartment being scary.
Apparently I don't sleep anymore!!

i just talked to sveta on the phone and man, i was really nervous and not even GOOFY nervous which is my favorite. i just kept interrupting her and stuff. it was nice to talk to her though ( Read more... )

MAN i totally forgot to mention the car accident!! so... there was a car accident! everyone's okay! excitinggg.