Hide yo wife, hide yo kids, and stock up on shit cuz it's snowing on everybody!

Seriously tho...  10-15 inches???? up to 24 inches in Columbia.

wtf

maybe the world IS coming to an end. 

The worst thing about prison was the... was the Dementors. They... were flying all over the place, and they were scary. And they'd come down, and they'd suck the soul out of your body, and it hurt!

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The things you can find on the internet... simply amazing.

In other news; I have a craving for human flesh. I do believe the zombie apocalypse has begun.

further news; i'm going to cut lumps and brain out of my head to make room so that this pain will stop.

murderDEATHkill

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in my head. needs to stop.

murder-death-kill

enhance your calm John Spartan

The other girl, or other women, whatever. I mean, I was thinking that, they are just fantasies, you know? And they always seem really great, because there’s never any problems. And if there are, they are the cute problems, like we bought each other the same Christmas present, or she wants to see a movie I’ve already seen, you know. Then I come home ( Read more... )

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You are as abandoned and noisy as any character in a porn film, Laura. You are Ian's plaything, responding to his touch with shrieks of orgasmic delight. No woman in the history of the world is having better sex than sex you are having with Ian... in my head ( Read more... )

Sometimes I get so lonely I forget what day it is...