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Today while at a store that sold movie memorabilia, I heard a little girl whine over and over again "DADDY THIS IS SO BORINGGGGG."
I turned to look, and she was standing in front of the picnic basket that Judy Garland carried in The Wizard of Oz, signed by the entire cast.
This makes me worry about our future. -
Ho ho ho!
To those who celebrate it, a very Merry Christmas to you!
In other news, my 61 year old uncle added me on facebook. I'm so very frightened. (He's going straight into the limited profile, don't you worry) -
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I'm watching "Romeo + Juliet". The one with Leonardo DiCaprio. And I can't stop laughing.
From what I understand, it's only about men who wear loud hawaiian shirts, delivering bad lines, and making out.
Good for Leonard DiCaprio for still having a career after making this. -
BATMAN
As you may have noticed from my 5 AM flailing in my last post........I loved The Dark Knight ( Read more... ) -
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The Dark Knight was..........orgasmic.
Full review later.
Seriously though. ORGASMIC. -
Eeeeep
I had my first dermatologist appointment today. Ugh. Unpleasant. Full body skin exam. Horrible, but I know I have to. Thanks dad, for having melanoma and giving me half of your genes ( Read more... ) -
Oooo.
My friends and I have a new game.
Directions:
Go to Boreders. Proceed into the Romance Novel section. Pick up any random book. Open a random page. Read the first line you see outloud. Giggle.
This was my yesterday. And my personal favorites were:
"Now you have four cocks!"
"I felt him quiver in my hole"
Har dee har har. -
I suck.
I spent my day watching the Lord of the Rings trilogy with a friend ( Read more... ) -
HOLE LEE SHIT
JOHN STAMOS.
UNCLE JESSIE.
HAVE MERCY.
WHY WAS I NOT AWARE OF THIS BEFORE!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?
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