Twilight.

[eileenthepeach]

HI. I'M BELLA. I'M JUST YOUR NORMAL, TYPICAL, TEENAGED GIRL. SHY AND ANNOYING AS FUCK.

HI. I'M EDWARD CULLEN. I'M A VAMPIRE AND I SPARKLE.

OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZ EDWARD YOU'RE SO HOT.

Did I mention I sparkle?

HELLS YES.

Cause I do.

I'M SO IN LOVE WITH YOU. SOOOOOO INNNNN LOOOOOOVVVVEEEE. EVEN THOUGH WE'VE KNOWN EACHOTHER LIKE, WHAT, 2 MONTHS?

Comments

[the_beth_way]

Directed to this entry by a mutual friend (sorry if it seems stalkerish and kind of violating) and just have to express the mad lulz I just had from reading your take on Twilight. Not going to lie, it's still my guilty pleasure but your summary is hilariously TRUE.

Is there any way we can force you to read the other books so you can do this again for the amusement of the world?

[eileenthepeach]

Hahahaaaa.

I'll definitely do this again....cause I actually DID read the other books. I DON'T KNOW WHY. But for the record, I'd sacrifice ANYTHING for the amusement of the world.

[the_beth_way]

But for the record, I'd sacrifice ANYTHING for the amusement of the world.

Woa. I just had like a major Catholic school flashback there. Would you sacrifice your only Son for the salvation amusement of the world?

[eileenthepeach]

OF COURSE.
But I naturally assume that my son would be hilarious. So, that might actually hurt the amusement of the world.

[pyro_monkey17]

ILU PEACHERS

SO MUCH

[eileenthepeach]

OH EM GEEZ. I LOVE YOUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!

[ilikethequiet]

I kind of want to put a link to this and put it in my own journal because there are some folk on my friends list who are like 'Twilight is the best book evah!' *rolls eyes* Yeah no, I like your version better ;)

[eileenthepeach]

Go ahead and link it, I don't mind!
Sad thing is, I know English majors who love this book. It baffles me. BAFFLES.

[superri]

I love that LJ seems to have become one huge Twilight snarkfest.

[alex]

DON'T WORRY, SHE'S YOUR TOTALLY TYPICAL TEENAGER WHO READ EVERYTHING ON THE ENGLISH READING LIST AND HAS DONE ALL OF THE BIOLOGY HOMEWORK BEFORE BECAUSE SHE LIVED IN THE CITY AND EVERYONE IN THE FORKS IS STUPID AND BACKWARDS

[superri]

Not only is she from the city but she has NO STREET SMARTS WHATSOEVER!