how to assault a chef, by emmy gladney

[eimiledoran]

in the dark chaos of Rickshaw Stop, we were pushing our way through the throng of dykes that had planted their feet by the bar-- for easy access, i presume. Rebel Girl (in its newest incarnation), like White Diamonds before it, seemed to attract a group of women that can't hold their liquor and spend too long in the handicap stall, doing

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[fyrdyke]

Dude you totally crack me up. Mostly because I can TOTALLY see all of this in my head! Hahahah! Love you!

[snowsuitsrock]

double thumbs up?

oh my. you're my hero.

i hope you completed this by backward dancing like a muppet into the sunset behind you.