Added some who've added me recently, but I've neglected. Welcome ( Read more... )

I believe the demonstration in Dallas today shall be quite helpful to my cause. I'm almost sorry one of them didn't take the opportunity to leap on the hood of the Presidential limousine, maybe the one in front wearing the navy hoodie.

Have been suffering from the urge to smite mortals more and more recently. Bush the Lesser is making me v. angry. Fucking mortals.

Of course, it's now turning cold in a good half of the Earth, most importantly our half. So we must try to distract ceres_dot_com for the time being...

I like the cold, really. But that's easy to say since I'm actually above it.

Ho hum. Another day back in my "job," although I had been watching everything, so don't you naughty humans think you're off the hook because I had my back turned. I seem to be having a difficult time becoming inspired to get back to work. Maybe this vast history of utter failure is a sign that I wasn't the right immortal for the responsibility to ( Read more... )

The Goddess of Peace DESERVES a paid account so she can use faster servers to spread her message of pacifism.

Daddy, will you PLEASE put some more money on my check card?

Gah. I get back from a few millennia's vacation and LOOK WHAT YOU PEOPLE HAVE DONE TO THIS PLANET.

Back to work...