How can Scientology help you lose weight?

( Probably not safe for work. Definitely not safe for life )

Via dr_nic, this is what happens when you invite The Internets to a party. Awesome, and you should watch it.

I particularly liked Facebook.

This?

Creepy.

So. Minding my business, was I, when a smoke alarm started sounding. Not one of ours - I checked, complete with back-of-hand-on-door testing. Well done, everyone that ever worked to drum that one into me. It took ( Read more... )

I just put a jumper on.

Because I had goosebumps.

Because it's quite chilly.

In the middle of Summer.

\o/

Mammatus clouds look really cool in pictures.

But when you're looking at them out your window, they look fucking amazing.

Summer storms are, in my opinion, the only redeeming feature of an otherwise awful season.

I love them good.

Today = WEIRD DAY!

It started with the weird at about 3 o'clock this morning. I woke up suddenly, noticing something odd. That something odd was my earring (a 7/16" glass plug, mind you) in my mouth! How the hell I managed that, I will never know. It was safely in my ear when I went to sleep ( Read more... )

Because I'm bored, and I think more people should do this on their LJ!

( Guess the songs! )

Happy Birthday, nolseygnu!!

I've passed probation at work. Huzzah!