I wish the world were full of easy answers and orange couches. I'm pretty sure that heaven is a giant group hug floating beyond a black hole somewhere, and I wish I could find my way in.

I received a family tree today from the guy who called my mom a few months ago and led us to believe he wanted to steal our identities in the night. I was excited to know that my great grandfather's name on my mom's side was Pinchas. There's a Pincus somewhere on my dad's side, too. Now I have an excuse to name a child Pincus someday. Can you ( Read more... )

I think I have scurvy. It's getting pretty emotional in here, if you know what I mean. If your name is Sarah, you do. If not, more power to you ( Read more... )

Well I feel like a piece of sad, run-over poo. Do you have a poem for that?

Terrible storms never came last night OR today. I swear the radio told me they were coming. Anyway, don't throw rocks at me. I had fun last night. I was dance-assaulted by a faux Matt Pinfield, apologized to for being bumped into, and greatly amused by a crazy homeless man with eyeball glasses and a cow skull. If ever I find myself without a roof ( Read more... )

It's Friday the 13th, and I am working at the computer desk alone today! Please send reinforcements.

So Jason is watching this Planet Earth show, and I hear, "female ass are strange creatures. They come and go as they please, and much of their behavior seems unfathomable." Oh, amen Discovery Channel.

Siiiiiiiiiigh ( Read more... )

Today was an emotional adventure of sorts ( Read more... )

I've found a new pastime in reading "Missed Connections" ads on Craigslist. They're really sort of tragic. The London ads all sound a bit like Hugh Grant, though, which is pretty awesome. It's good for at least a half hour of amusement.