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Nothing outrageous going on really...

Bored out of my mind... oh well... I may think of something witty to put on here later...

Jack Handey Quote of the Day:

"Probably the worst thing about having King Kong go rampid in your town would be the huge, monster genitalia."

Last night was fuckin great... I got to work with my boy Pat at Zoneton last night and we had a fuckin blast ( Read more... )

So I was thinking... and I thought to myself 'You know, I bet some of the people who might read this LJ would appreciate a daily Jack Handey quote'. What the hell... if you don't like it, you're mom has one big titty and one little titty and they call the bitch 'Biggie Smalls ( Read more... )

You know... for some reason (which is unbeknownst to me) I have been moping around for the past few months thinking about all of the things I did wrong in my last relationship with Heather. After some serious soul searching (none of which involved alcohol, weed, or any type of pill which is a first), I made a few observations ( Read more... )

Hello no one ( Read more... )

I am so fuckin tired... BLAH ( Read more... )

Holy hell everyone... Look out, it's an update on this bitch ( Read more... )

LOL... I love these things, until I get halfway done and I'm like BLAH I'M DONE... LOL ( Read more... )