Comments | ekuhn: with friends like these...

ekuhn

with friends like these...

Feb 26, 2009 17:45

I am no stranger to party carnage in my house. These days, I consider myself lucky if the only thing that happens is a bit of vomit on the carpet. Since we moved in, we've had a fixture ripped out of the wall, tire tracks in one of the flower beds, and gods only know how many cigarette butts all over the lawn (which the dogs eat, and then puke up ( Read more... )

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lauramander February 26 2009, 23:31:26 UTC

That's all? We've had cigarettes stamped out on our deck inside the screened in porch! Yes, that left a nice burn mark in the wood that is still there! And no one could stay out of my bedroom no matter how much I put a sign up and closed the door. And some drunk fucker did donuts through our neighbor's lawn. Count your lucky stars...

ekuhn February 26 2009, 23:49:08 UTC

yikes! sounds like our house is just the warm-up act & they save the really bad shit for your place. sorry to hear that.

lauramander February 27 2009, 00:55:24 UTC

We more or less quit having large parties after all that happened...

willofgod February 27 2009, 02:11:22 UTC

"tire tracks in one of the flower beds"

Hey!?

ekuhn February 27 2009, 19:19:09 UTC

well, there were! you can still kinda see them... thankfully, the daffodils escaped unscathed.

corey3rd February 27 2009, 03:55:41 UTC

at a party at my old college place, some idiot decided to leave his empty glass (which was glass) between the waterbed mattress and the side board.

Too many smokers think the world is their ashtray.

ekuhn February 27 2009, 19:20:12 UTC

very true.
waterbed incidents are probably among the most egregious party fouls known to man.

kickaha February 27 2009, 14:18:36 UTC

Yeouch. :( I'm really rather pissed off to hear that - some folks don't know how good they have it to have hosts like you guys. (Miss your parties, we do. And you!)

ekuhn February 27 2009, 19:21:34 UTC

we miss you too! and you're always welcome back. hopefully, we'll have a party when you're in town one of these days (years...)

insanityensues February 27 2009, 20:10:57 UTC

I'm sorry you experienced party horrors. I think you should train your dogs to attack smokers (I can say this since I haven't smoked in 2 years).

ekuhn March 1 2009, 00:58:29 UTC

hmm... i haven't thought of that. the hard part: getting them to distinguish between people who are putting their butts in ashtrays and those who aren't.