I am no stranger to party carnage in my house. These days, I consider myself lucky if the only thing that happens is a bit of vomit on the carpet. Since we moved in, we've had a fixture ripped out of the wall, tire tracks in one of the flower beds, and gods only know how many cigarette butts all over the lawn (which the dogs eat, and then puke up ( Read more... )

Last night, I was certain that the funniest thing about the state in which I arrived at the drive through at cookout burger was my clothes. Fur-collared coat, cowboy boots, pajama pants. Hey, it was cold, I was lazy, and I didn't have to get out of the car ( Read more... )

goddamn fucking heinous yellowjackets... if i were supreme ruler, i would ERADICATE THEM FROM THE EARTH!
i'm sure they sure some kind of purpose, but it can't be all that important. die, yellowjackets, die!
i'm gonna go take some benadryl now. :-(

...things are good ( Read more... )

i have some serious problems with the taco bell in durham ( Read more... )

Greed:Medium

Gluttony:Low

Wrath:Very Low

Sloth:Low

Envy:Very Low

Lust:High

Pride:Medium

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i have a billion other things i've been meaning to post about, but they all get moved down the queue by one trivial but kinda awesome thing ( Read more... )

i woke up this morning just generally thrilled to be alive, and then realized what i was listening to: carmen the parrot has learned how to sing. badly. terribly badly. she's completely tone deaf.
hard to say whether it is a better or worse thing to wake up to than an alarm clock, but it's definitely more entertaining.

both survived *and* enjoyed dragoncon-- babbleon1 has posted good pics of our awesome group tetris costume. i'm very pleased that we managed to pull it together, and all the work involved in making/donning/wearing them was made up for by the guy who told us that we "made his day," plus the several people who diligently sang or hummed the tetris ( Read more... )

i came home from an extremely truncated and considerably crappy day at work to discover...
...my first homemade chicken egg!! looks like the 2 surviving hens are finally going to start earning their keep.
which is good, because now i can take eggs off of my grocery list :-)