It's 11:07am, I just woke up. I am passed out in a prison cell somewhere in downtown detroit. In my cell is a small arab man named Osama Al Khatib. Me and Osama got to talkin and it appears he is a being held because his first name is Osama. He has a cousin named Samer who he was here to teach him how to not be a nerd. I am moved with compassion ( Read more... )

Like all other tuesdays, I started the day off by beatin the shit out of my woman. She asked for it today, she fuckin broke the tv round 7am while I was drinkin orange vodka and watchin the rosa parks furneal. I was insanely pissed, that fine piece Rosa was my world. I looked up at my poster of her on my wall. I beat my woman with a a shoe until ( Read more... )

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Dear Mrs. Piss Face ( Read more... )

AIyyo, when I fuck two lesbian dykes ( Read more... )

Dear Mrs. I"M TOO GOOD TO CALL OR WRITE MY FANS ( Read more... )

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Whad up bitchez. It's the kid el to the bob o. I figured I'd update my journal because, well fuck I just got out of prison. Today started off like any other day, I woke up in bed with a naked 14 year old bitch. Her name was Sharon, she was half mexican half white. We meet at a local teen cneter, she told me she was 16. That fuckin bitch, I usually ( Read more... )

Man Hands, theyre soft too beacause im always rubbing lotion and lubricant on them. i love the feel of lube baby. has anybody tried "udderly smooth" from sams club. that ****s the bomb. pantene pro v conditioner is good as well. starts cold then gets warm. feels like youre actually bangin the bishes.

Either I'm high or I'm nutz ( Read more... )