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Hello friends,

It is I El Bob Ramsheedi. The great personification of anal sex.


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Tonight I finally got out of the state pen. Frank o got out before me because he didn't fuck 3 police dogs. I stayed calm while in prison, I ate the corroision off of the heater in hopes of catching a buzz. It turns out the corrosion was actually dried vomited. It helped me out because I got out early to go to an insane clinic ( Read more... )

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how about those times when you're doing her and you look over at the dog and wish you were doing it instead ( Read more... )

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Mahn, what the fuck. Mang, It;s 2:30am. I just smoked a fat ass blizunt and IM DRUNK AS FUCK! Mang, I swear to my momma I'm drunk as fuck. I aint even tryin to be el bob o right now. Im drunk as fuck ( Read more... )