Snagged from
sarabakanashimi.
Grab the nearest book. Flip to page 45. The first sentence describes your sex life for the next twelve months.
"The red cross is the selenium pool. You marked it yourself." (I, Robot, I. Asimov)
... no sex life for the next twelve months, it seems. Oh well. P0rn writing for the next twelve months. *shrugs*