Well all you anal devices out there, I suppose you have been wondering where the fuck daddy Frank O has been. Well you fucks! ....I'll tell you. It all started with Bob O's damn geo. that son of a bitch hadn't changed the oil in three years, so when we were driving on the high way to Detroit to our local crack spot, the engine just exploded for no ( Read more... )

well well well fuckers, it has been a while hasnt it. Frank O has been on the drug binge of a life time, and I probably would still be on one if it wasn't for the transmission in my beater truck. Yesterday, I was driving on Edward Hines Drive and I had a hot crack pipe in my hand. I was trying to shift and stay high as fuck at the same time which ( Read more... )

I've been thinking. In stead of passing out tobacco tonight, I'm turning all the lights off in the trailer, if anybody comes up to it, in a crack induced rage, I'm going to rob them and their parents, steal all their candy, and maybe have a ritual blood sacrifice on my front lawn. Only thing is, since its halloween, nobodys gonna notice I'm having ( Read more... )

Yes you donkeypunchers, it is nearly halloween and Frank o doesn't know what to wear! Since I live in a single wide trailer in a bad part of town, I know you'd think I don't get a lot of kids comin to the house to get candy.....well this is simply not true, many trailer brats come over including my dumbass neighbor who has tried to get me arrested ( Read more... )

Me and Bob o were bored the other day, after we had eaten all the brownies made out of drain-o, pcp dust, and shredded tires, so we figured eh, what the hell, lets hit eachother with golf clubs ( Read more... )

Yes my faithful whores, I realize that I have not been sharing my tremendous days with you on a regular basis, but you have to understand, cocaine is a hell of a drug, so is meth, pcp, speed, hell, dipping weed in embalming fluid is a hell of a drug too. You know, I do drugs and I can't be responsible for anything that happens, just like any other ( Read more... )

For the last couple of days me and Bob o have been on a crack binge that led us completely across the country and then we bought a plane ticket to Haiti. In Haiti Bob o stole a taxi cab and picked up three street hookers. Then we drove to a cliff and threw them off. we were then kicked out of the country and had to come home ( Read more... )

Honestly...who really gives a fuck about Danny Bonnaduche. Today, while I was trying to get high on a mixture of airplane glue and intravenous drugs being injected directing into my neck, I happened to be watching VH1. At the precise moment that a "speedball"(a mixture of cocaine and heroin) hit my drug starved brain, the show Breaking Bonnaduche ( Read more... )

Yes you loyal ass clowns, I nearly killed myself today. let me tell you about it.

This morning after a binge of alcohol and drugs not to be rivaled by Tommy Lee and Keith Richards combined,I awoke stark naked in my bed with one single thought in my mind. Kill this man:
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Today, after I woke on my kitchen floor, I realized that last night I had accidentally left my meth lab cooking all through the night, so as a result, I now have the worlds strongest meth. I cannot decide whether I would like to place it on a plaque on my wall, or eat the entire batch sprinkled on my spaghetti. The latter sounds more appealing to ( Read more... )