i slept for 13 hours. it's crazy.

so yeah i haven't been on lj for a while, man, nothing interested has happened. i realized that as much as people think i have a "knack" for languages, i don't. french is the most confusing language ever, for some reason it's like i have a handicap from understanding it. i also learned that i really don't like rock. partly because it makes me ( Read more... )

At National Sports, looking for a pair of shoes. Sexiest girl EVER.

"Uh yeah, can you get me these shoes?"
"Ok sure, what size are you?"
(Short pause, intimidated by her beauty)"Uhh pardon me?"
"What size?"
"Oh, 9.5 or 10"(You know what they say about guys with big feet... they wear big socks.)

She leaves to get the shoes.

"The only size I have ( Read more... )

It's 11:40. I'm tired, I have a big day tomorrow. I'm going to the hot dog vendor in front of Canadian Tire tomorrow. You know what sucks? Saying dumb things at the wrong time. Yeah that blows. I'm the king of that. I wanna sleep but that's boring. I don't know. Please comment on this ( Read more... )

There was an umbrella hat and I wanted it. But it costed $1.73 and I only had $1.50. Then someone else bought it. I got soaked in the rain on the walk home. Other than that, I bought a hot dog, I put cheese whiz, corn, mustard, relish, hot peppers, pickles and hot sauce on it. It was damn good. A little child ran into me. I was mad cause I ( Read more... )

Well. I don't do this very often. What should i say? Who knows? I sure as hell don't. The other day, i got stung by a bee in the face. Yeah it was cool. Bees are smart, let me tell you. So i was standing under its hive, and then this bee comes flying around my head, and i'm like "what does this punk ass bee want" and i try and swat it and ( Read more... )