http://www.unfogged.com/archives/week_2006_11_12.html#005780

Vampires and Zombies and Werewolves, oh my.

You Win This Round, Holmes

Guy #1: You should go back to sucking dick, that's what you're good at.
Guy #2: You would know... Damn it!

--Washington Place & Broadway

Oooh, Could They Be Both ( Read more... )

My pirate name is:

Dread Pirate Kidd

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http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/americas/11/10/mexico.gay.ap/index.html

I never thought I'd see the day that Mexico is more progressive than the US.

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/10/31/opinion/31gaiman.html?_r=2&oref=slogin&oref=slogin

linked from The Beat

Disproportionately hot nerd girl: You know, I was scarred by a guy once. It was on a fur rug. With a knife ( Read more... )

Teen girl: Have you ever wondered why there are no, like, sexy midgets?
Friend: No, but sometimes I wonder if you are slightly retarded.

stolen from Overheard in New York.

EDIT: some more gems:

Office thug #1: Yo, Windows is like mad retarded!
Office thug #2: Say what?
Office thug #1: I said Windows is bullshit man.
Office thug #2: Man, I been ( Read more... )

http://wired.com/wired/archive/14.11/sixwords.html

Stolen from The Beat.

All sorts of awesome authors, including Neil Gaiman, Alan Moore, Joss Whedon, and even Will Shatner (!) contributed stories to this collection.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/6083468.stm