i sound like a pubescent 13-year-old boy ( Read more... )

oh boyfriend, why do you go to school? it hurts me so ( Read more... )

MISSING ( Read more... )

Your Kissing Purity Score: 40% Pure
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so, i may have wasted what little life i've had ( Read more... )

i love vinnie. i am sitting on his lap. i love him.

vinnie, do you love me?

yup

how sweet.

righto. and i'm bored. haven't updated in a while. let's discuss the happenings in all the varying realms of my life, shall we? indeed, we shall ( Read more... )

the pope died. it's about damn time. don't get me wrong, he was a good guy, but... he was past his papal prime. and if there's a heaven, you know he's going, so he should be somewhere way fucking better than his apartment at the vatican with a tube down his throat, right ( Read more... )

i am out of ice mountain at my house. it's been like three days. i may die ( Read more... )

[my name is]: jessica ( Read more... )