August 30, 2006 - Heidi and I went to the beach, chilled, talked, hung out... did our usual thing. We talked about our respective romantic relationships with the other people in our lives. We came to the mutual conclusion, that the moral of our respective stories is "Hey... you should of just dated me ( Read more... )

Carlos Mencia on Natural Selection (Episode 107):

"See thats the problem with America, there's too many stupid people and no one to eat them... What I love about [Natural Selection] is that its real, the goofy ones dont live on to have sex anymore!"

So I'm still in the middle of Jared Diamond's book WHY SEX IS FUN: The Evolution of Human Sexuality. I admit, I'm going through it very slowly, but hey... its summmer ( Read more... )

Sex and the evolution of the Human Species ( Read more... )

Well I haven't written in this thing forever. Seems like lately a lot has been happening but I haven't been documenting it anywhere except my mind which we all know is potentially unreliable and decieving ( Read more... )

Early Morning Text Message conversations between JEG and Elan ( Read more... )

Loving the New Tat. Let me know what you think!!!!

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Like Bono from U2 said in their song Yaweh from the HTDAAB Album "Always Pain Before a Child is Born" Basically he meant that something always has to hurt in order for you to know what the good really feels like.. or something like that. You're smart, you figure it out ( Read more... )

So I'm talking to xoffroadragex on AIM. I found him on Craigslist. We exchanged emails, photos, AIM SNs, and now we're talking... and our conversations are starting out... basically the same as the preliminary ones between me and JEG. Get this... his name is JOHN!!!!! DEJA VU OR WHAT THE FUCK ( Read more... )

So here's the deal. I'm about to start up a massive update. I've been on hiatus for quite some time now, and its about time I get up on here and write down everything that's been going on ( Read more... )