elana lives life on the edge (and is therefore a badass)

[elanatothemax]

i am currently

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[brooklebee]

I heard that same plane! It made me really nervous too.

[elanatothemax]

oh good! i don't feel so weird...or maybe now i just think you're more weird, bwahaha. you may never know!

[papercrane]

hahahaha that he does

i heart you!

[rosesinhereyes]

Yeah, he does, and I haven't ever even shared a room with him.
I would suggest a) kicking him hard or b) getting him snore strips.

[elanatothemax]

sometimes i do kick him! and then he sort of wakes up, and i pretend that i was just flailing about in my sleep! i am a bad person!!!

[elanatothemax]

i heart you too!

[nidhogg]

I think you are awesome, even if you did rob a liquor store! It probably had it coming!

[elanatothemax]

it totally did! it was all "you can't rob me, you don't have it in you" and i was like, "oh yea?" and it was all "yea!" and i was like, "i'll show you, liquor store!" and then i did, boy did i. i think it actually WANTED me to rob it.

ps. your icon is so true!

[victoria_2285]

Poke him or shove him, gently. Or whisper "stop snoring" in his ear. These tactics work on Matt so you should test and see if they are applicable to all males.

matt + ben = ALL MALES

[elanatothemax]

maybe i'll try the "stop snoring" thing, it's like a subliminal message or something. sometimes i pretend to hug him when really i am just rolling him over on his side. that usually does the trick for a little while, but alas, it does not work when i myself am not in bed with him. oh, the science to passive aggression. i always was bad at waking people up when they're sleeping, though...it just doesn't seem right!

Re: matt + ben = ALL MALES

[victoria_2285]

Waking people up is a dangerous game. There is always the risk that they could go psycho and try to kill you while they keep on sleeping.