I don't really feel the need to give constant updates on my life, because, when compared to people who get their autobiographies published, my life is not all that interesting. Well, it's certainly not the turbulent. Speaking of turbulent, there's a new brand of turbulence on airlines. It's called Motherfuckin' Snakes. I anticipated seeing this ( Read more... )

Why have I not updated my LJ since September 22 2005? The answer, my friends, is because I do things. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, there has not been time for this nonsense. And what is Livejournal, if not a bunch of adolescent nonsense? Oh, but what is anything, then? Actually, this is just a test to see if anyone still reads my journal since I ( Read more... )

I don't know if any of you have ever seen this movie.

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Damn that is a good song! I could just fall to sleep to that song. That and anything by the Nightwatchman. His voice makes me sleepy.

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Who the hell would have expected an update from me? So, in case anyone's been paying attention, the music genre "hardcore" is now synonymous with "screamo." I recently went to a party where there were supposed to be "hardcore" bands playing, but it turned out to be a bunch of pussies with their hair ironed straight wearing girl pants playing ( Read more... )

I've got my eye on you, Benedict XVI! You'd better watch your step, cause if you slip up once, I'll pull some strings and you won't be the Pope anymore.