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[elayna_m]

Have I mentioned before that our apartment faces a funeral home & crematorium?

I came home just now to find all their signage gone and a for-rent sign. So, you know, in case any of you are interested in moving here and running a funeral home....

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[joanarkham]

OMG!

I wonder if citizen_ken bought a Powerball ticket...

[elayna_m]

Haha! I'll be honest--the first thing I thought when I saw it was gone was "OMG, I've become so ungoth I chased the funeral home away"

[kawaiiguy]

...or someone could rent it and have some really interesting parties...

[elayna_m]

The weird thing is that it's actually on the first floor of an apartment building block. I'm not even sure how they did cremations there. But yeah, I bet someone comes in and converts it to a restaurant or something :D

[billy_]

I guess not enough people were dying to get in.

*shows self out*

[elayna_m]

Biiiiillllllllly!!!!

[elayna_m]

I'm pretty sure I saw two ladies of the night on my way to work this morning. It's possible they were just finishing their shift, IYKWIM!

[peregrin8]

Problem of body disposal finally solved! NOW FOR MY CRIME SPREE!

[elayna_m]

If you are going to be wearing your cabaret skirt and fishnets then I am 100% behind this crime spree.