Why doesn't anyone make any simple Christmas cards? You know, something with a pleasant and festive red and green pattern with the words "Merry Christmas and Happy New Year" printed on it. Nothing else. Very nice and simple. Every Christmas I could find at Hallmark was covered with florid holiday messages about Love and Peace, and almost all of ( Read more... )

KOBE BRYANT ACCUSES KARL MALONE OF HITTING ON HIS WIFE ( Read more... )

You know what movie I really liked, but was embarassed to admit I liked until I realized that a person's choice in cinema really didn't reflect the measure of his manhood? West Side Story. That movie was so good. Sure, I always found it dubious that inner-city street gangs would resolve their problems through the power of song and dance, but ( Read more... )

Last night at Mike's house I drank 7 sodas. It was insane. I think I'm addicted. Even now I really REALLY want a soda. Damn, I feel itchy right now ( Read more... )

I think I'm going to try and update this journal on a daily basis. Usually just some innocuous and mildly interesting blurb or something, because, you know, you guys just can't get enough of me.

Um... I'm going to play poker tonight at Mike Holzman's house. That's about it.

Yargh, I managed to get a decent amount of sleep for the first time in quite a while. It was fantastic. I woke up at 2:45 PM, and I felt great. But now I feel like crap. I just want to collapse again and sleep for a whole day straight, just to make up for all the sleep I didn't get before. BOOM! I don't even know what I'm writing. I'm just ( Read more... )

"Brit is demanding a record contract for KFed who was quoted as saying 'He thinks he has a better message and more vocal abilities than Eminem.' She is also refusing to do any promotion for her 'Greatest Hits' album until negotiations start."

Basically Britney Spears is demanding that her husband (for now), Kevin ( Read more... )

I'm tired so I'm going to keep this short. Of course, suffering from insomnia means I might as well take my time and write out a full report, but I'm lazy and unmotivated so....

Argh. Anyways, the book reading was great. I was the sharpest dressed ( Read more... )