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WTF?
K, so what if I's drunk. I'm still 90% crazy, which means, that I won't allow any simple mistakes but I have spent at least an hour today re-doing things. Touching things the "right" way and doing things the "right" way. It's quite annoying. What I think is a fair return: pay me. All of you. (Money == Respect ( Read more... ) -
My Butthole
Susan touched my butthole with the aid of Tubass and Paige.
I quit life. -
Damnit... why do I have to be him?
Micah's post got me interested. I don't usually do these but this one seemed to beckon me. Why him though? WHY? Couldn't I be a cool character? Like Jayne or Mr Universe, something better than... oh god damnit.
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(Untitled)
In the past week I have talked to 3 people that I haven't spoken with in a VERY long time. Richie Miller, you sly bastard. I've missed you. We used to be best buds, it's a shame we migrated so very far. The word of the street, however, is that you are an acting fool. Acting in such works as 'The Real Inspector', 'Debbie Does Dallas', and 'Elizabeth ( Read more... ) -
Buck Up or Shut the Fuck UP
In the past few months I have turned my life around. I am happy and cheerful at least 95% of the time. I have made great strides in bettering myself. I have decided on some major issues in my life. It did take a 3000 mile journey, and it didn't have much to do with ex-girlfriends. Though the EX part did force me too realize how absurd it was to be ( Read more... ) -
Revision
Hmm well, this was originally becuase I was having a really shitty day and the three of them (Heather, Susan, Joss Weden) made me feel a lot better. However, it seems that I should revise my statement to encompass the entire spectrum of people who 'rock ( Read more... ) -
Everytime I read the word Public I see Pubic first.
Heather, Susan, Joss Weden; You guys rock. -
Human in Humane
When you are the strong the weak will follow begging enlightenment ( Read more... ) -
Transacting the course that calls
At my most perfect changes are destined to create, still before the whirlpool ensued I catch a glimpse of something shiny. It is a brilliant shimmer that flows from its source, the kind of light that penetrates your soul before proceeding to finger your intestines ( Read more... ) -
Friends?
Flacid are the friends of a successful man. . .