9-12 class, 12-4:30 learned to culture rat neurons ( Read more... )

Things to do ( Read more... )

Just got back from the quiz bowl tounament (pronounced ta-oon-a-ment) in Athens. It was hyper-awesome and I had a lot of fun. My team, team b, ended up winning 6 of 12 rounds, which is okay. I think that I did pretty darn good. It's amazing how differently I act around different groups of people. It seems like I have a whole different personality ( Read more... )

http://drudgereport.com/mattjj.htm (Innapropriate picture)
I knew I saw a boob dammit. Other people said I was wrong. HA!

and a half a bottle of rum chugged in five seconds yields five hours of being poisoned by filthy ethanol. I eventually used my antiperistaltic powers to expel the filthy substance from my body. Not my proudest moment, but when someone presents you with rum and says drink it... uh... yeah, nevermind. I can't justify my actions. I watched a rousing ( Read more... )

Dreamterra: What about you? Any cake? Sodomy? Pi ( Read more... )

the truth
I've never told anyone about this, but I've been abused ... a whole lot... constantly even. As I'm typing now. *sobs* BREAK THE CYCLE! I'm going to go listen to Staind, they really speak to me.

Spicy wings + Beer = bowel movement of death ( Read more... )

"Nothing is impossible, not if you can imagine it, that's what being a scientist is all about."
"No, that's what being a magical elf is all about."

I <3 futurama
so...
I/3 < futurama

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