I just finished taking the practice LSAT. I'm now officially crosseyed, and not so sure I'm supposed to be a lawyer anymore. The test wasn't all the hard, with the exception of the 'logic games' portion: A lab is testing six chimps for acquisition of communication skills, and each chimp will be tested alone in a timeslot- either the morning or ( Read more... )

I've decided to bring my livejournal out of hybernation, solely for those times when I am truly pathetically bored out of my mind. It just so happens that right now seems to be one of those times ( Read more... )

Deleted.. undeleted... who knows.

I'll probably delete and undelete this damn thing ten times before I make up my mind.

Work tomorrow. I heart Ruby Tuesday. My biggest fear is that I'm gonna be working there even after i get this degree... My life is one looming question mark, and i can't stand it.

Can't I just join the peace corps now?

It's times like these I'm so damn glad I learned to play the violin.

I can't remember all the times I tried to tell myself to hold on to these moments as they pass...

I love my friends.  Unconditionally.  But right now, ya'll are killin me.  Step back and look at this situation in the grand scheme of things.  It really... doesn't matter.  African women selling sex under plastic tarps on concrete sidewalks in Madagascar so they can feed their children matters.  Innocent people on both sides dying in this Iraq ( Read more... )

Guys, I just sliced my lip open with a pretzel.

That's right, a pretzel.

Like blood dripping down my chin sliced open.

I think God's trying to tell me to stop eating...

Do you ever look in the mirror and not recognize the face staring back at you?

And thus ensues the quiet after the storm.

1) On your current playlist, hit shuffle and pick the first twenty songs on the list ( Read more... )