I've been becoming very bitter. I kinda love it, but then I dont ( Read more... )

I just bought season passes to Six Flags for me and Albert.
It should rule our summer.

I hate not being able to use my lips to full capacity.

Que?

I have a fever blister :(

Oh, and I have like, -$70 in my bank account, yes negative.

My attitude in life is now Fuck Or Be Fucked.

Deal with it.

My goal in life now, is to become a New Yorker and exude waves of rudeness.

Seriously, my dream.

so I'm scraping 13 years worth of dirt off of my floor right now.

I hate that I've dedicated my morning to finding any sort of information for the coachella line up. I might not even end up going ... since a certain someone doesn't want to go!

stupid baby.

Families to "swap races" in FX's new 'Black. White.' docu-reality showThe FX cable network will air a documentary series that switches the races of two families, which drastically changes their everyday lives. Filmmaker R.J. Cutler and hip-hop actor Ice Cube produced the six-episode series, "Black. White.," in which makeup was used to turn a black ( Read more... )

Where are the Chia Pet commercials this year?


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I came upon Legacy of the Puppy yesterday, and I almost had a heart attack when I opened the book.

224 full-colored pages of puppies!

I could have died happy right then and there.

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