I hate waking up early!
It makes my boring day much longer
than it's supposed to be. The only
good thing about waking up early
is getting to watch Little House
On The Prairie.

God, I need a life!

Albert,
Lying on our stomaches together is awesome!

I LOVE YOU!!
<333

whoa, I forgot that I'm going to see
Abe Vigoda at Il Corral on friday!
I'm totally excited now!

Last night, I was watching Conan, and he made
an hilarious impression of angry Germans.

I laughed so hard, I thought my
ovaries were going to burst.

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I have a puppy! I got him on Tuesday.
His name is Bailey. I ♥ him!


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My 5 yr old brother is such a girl! My mom told him that
she had a surprise for him, which was tacos that he really
likes. He opened it, was disappointed, and yelled:

"I thought you were going to surprise me with flowers!"

...such a girl.....<333

Damn, I finally turned in my passport application. Yes,
I know I probably said that I've already done it, but I
haven't----until today! I was supposed to do this a very
long time ago. I'm the biggest procrastinator ever!

cat calls. honking. pregnant rabid dog biting at my heel.
The usual walk around my block.

I'm so hooked on Phlinx....you should play it.

OMG....ERASE ERRATA IS THE BEST EVER! <3

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