Okay, that was nice, short as it was. I guess I didn't actually "have sex", but it was still damn nice. If this is what I have to do to avoid being the creepy chick's slave, then I think I can deal with it.

Well, that bit the donkey's balls.

After seeing the trid footage of how Hoggle went splat a time or twice, I decide that I'll go with Priss when she goes to pick up the ammo that Sparky and I ordered. By the way, we'll just swing by this mage's place and ask her if she can track the vampire for us. La dee dah. Jory, our only magically inclined ( Read more... )

Why has Hoggle's wi- well, that's a stupid question. I have to assume that his will was posted because he's dead. So, more appropriately:

What happened?

We've decided to try for the bounty on the rogue vampire that's apparently running around Seattle here. I've been sitting in my corner of the hideout trying to whittle and smash the spare wood I've gotten into something that could be loaded into shotgun shells. I've put out a call to the rest of the group to lay down the cred for supplies; we'll ( Read more... )

My heavy senses interrupted my light sleeping again, and I accidentally saw Jory leaving the hideout in nothing but a jacket, undies, and some boots. I'm glad for my Fuchi skills sometimes; even when we weren't training in "school", we were supposed to stay quiet. I don't think she noticed me. That's good, because it was hard not to at least ( Read more... )

I heard something that woke me from my sleep. I checked around our little compound here, but I couldn't find anything. Maybe one of Jory's snakes knocked a potted plant over; I'm not going in there to check when I'm not invited ( Read more... )

I can't believe I wanted to be a rock star ( Read more... )