You know... when you've had to experience ear-piercing karaoke versions of Evanescence more than once in your life, you've most likely done something horrible to deserve it. Seriously, that shit was awful. Jaysus.

I'm thinking of deporting my boss back to korea.

eat yo puppy soup, suckaaa

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hahahahaha

I've gone on such a massive italian impersonating spree! I'm sure my friends are disgusted with me by now ( Read more... )

But I'm yellow?

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I just got pulled over by a cop for speeding with a car reeking of pot and filled with underage passengers I'm not supposed to be driving for another seven months ( Read more... )

What is a butch lesbian equivalent for the name Sean ( Read more... )

Today me, Yina and Jason went on a trip to Osh to purchase some surgical tubing, PVC pipes and "elbows ( Read more... )

Uh... we all know that was Amy writing my last livejournal entry, correct ( Read more... )

Dear Mister Man From Texas who thought I was a pretty girl,
please please please leave me another comment, I would love it very much.
LOVE LOVE LOVE IT.
you have no idea, really, you dont.

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