"when it comes to me and jenny 
i seem (very serious) like a peak freen"*

*ACTUAL DE LA SOUL LYRICS. A PEAK FREEN IS A VARIETY OF BRITISH BISCUIT. FREEN IS AN ACTUAL WORD. FRIENDS, THIS IS BIG. [props to dave for noticing the word freen in the song "buddy", and also being savvy enough with google to figure out the whole british candy thing. i mean. ( Read more... )

i recently came to two shocking conclusions, which jana and i discussed in detail last night. because we'll be living in the same suite sophomore year, we will no longer be able to:

a] shower at the same time. we're STs [shower twins, clearly.] HOW ARE WE TO SHOWER SIMULTANEOUSLY IF THERE IS BUT ONE SHOWER IN THE SUITE? this is very disconcerting.

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"this is very, very far from a policy of ours. in the rare instance that something is broken in the store, it's written off as a loss." -leigh oshirak, public-relations director for pottery barn, on secretary of state colin powell reportedly warning the president that "the pottery barn rule" applied to iraq: "you break it, you own it."

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tonight in viscom this sophomore who i've talked to a couple times asked me if i thought it was weird that she'd never had a plum. in her life. NEVER TASTED A SINGLE PLUM. i tried to contain myself when responding, as to not make her uncomfortable, but in my head i was having some real issues. how can a person go 20 whole years without ever ( Read more... )

kill bill 2 was so so good. and this is coming from a lady who disliked volume 1. the sequel was a lot more story driven. where there was - for me - excessive high action fighting and excessive homage to spaghetti westerns and old kung-fu flicks in the first one, there was a heck of a lot more plot in the second. it was really cool how all the ( Read more... )

-live common

-live de la soul

-night kickball

-a large sombrero

-mojitos

-corona

from the evidence above, we can deduce only one thing. it's catherine's 19th!

sean says happy birthday too. expect mass quantities of creepy pez at your doorstep, catherinejayne.

so how come everyone wants to sit there and draw naked people all day? sicko art school perverts. what i'm trying to get at here is that i got into all the classes i wanted [huzzah!], save for "the human figure." there are only 15 spots as is, and i'm 6th on the waitlist, which isn't horrible... people could drop out this summer, more spots could ( Read more... )

warning: i'm about to pummel some of those weiners who had far better registration times than mine [cough, COLFAX, cough] and already snatched up all the good courses. at this rate i'm gonna end up in basket weaving and calc level 20349820938984. ~ <3!!luv ya 4eva + always wash u~~~!!!

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these days, every time the word "livejournal" is mentioned, jana becomes very uncomfortable and defensive. i think she's envious.