the lovely adam gave me a new hairdo for the aria awards tomorrow night. i just looked at myself in the mirror and i thought it looked a little like jamie lee curtis. weird!

two nights ago i looked up my childhood crush / first ever masturbation fantasy (fact!), ken (see picture, now 40+) on the white-pages online. i called him up and heard him murmur 'hello' in his dopey yet hott voice and then hung up. do you love it? ken obsessed!!!!!

i am very disturbed to hear that the 5'2" and under women's clothes section at myer is no longer called 'club petite'. they have changed it to 'my size'. do you hate it? long live 'club petite'!!!

tonight, i finally did my dishes after a month of putting it off ( Read more... )

i have just returned from a work function, maybe that should read a function put on by the people who give me an office. i witnessed two 'hot new talents' perform... but i don't want t talk about the music. i wanna talk about food. as i can't drink ever again after my booze-athon weekend (liver / kidney / some other vital organ is still aching ( Read more... )

i had a dream last night that i was auditioning for a part in a movie with leo fitzpatrick. i got the audition through a recommendation from a friend and when i arrived the director said i looked too old for the part and wasn't a 'real actor' but the audition still when ahead. as part of the audition i had to make out with leo fitzpatrick. the ( Read more... )

well i haven't been nearly as well behaved this week as last. my budget isn't out the window but i did spend a lot of money getting drunk this weekend. friday night mystixxx came over for dinner. she now lives in the hood so there will be many more merry nights together i suspect. we checked out her new pad and then headed off to b-ho's 30th. more ( Read more... )

2003 is the year i become boring and i love it. i am so into sitting in front of the heater and reading. it's hot. this last weekend was kind of quiet but good. i have been spending money like a crazy mutha so i have put myself on a budget so i can save for all those oh, so important things that i lack in my life like a dvd player, a washing ( Read more... )

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