hello. long time, no see. ummm... i guess an update is in order. on monday i had sex in a bed for the time since august. i should try to have sex in beds more often and in public places less. could this mean i am dating again? i have two special men who just arrived back from japan staying in my home at the moment. we have renamed 'the bunker' (ie ( Read more... )

last night at the laird (melbourne's men only leather club), our new found friend mikey described us as...
alex = one of the beatles
ben = someone from woodstock
and me = an a list hollywood celebrity
i think i also got myself a new stalker. do you love it?

Dear Melbourne people,
Join me tonight at Witness Protection Program at Yelza from about 9pm. I know it's for homos but straighties are always welcome too! All my 'gay' friends are boring the shit out of me so it would be great to have a possee in force tonight. So come! Call me if you want.
Thomas Barnaby

dear ben,

i forgot to tell you: the masturbator has joined the cast of the secret life of us! can you cope?

your dear friend,
thomas

i think my body is doing strange things to me again. i don't like it. things are churning inside me but nothing is coming out. i don't want to go out or see anyone until friday 13th. except maybe for a trip to ikea with the girls...

FACT: people in Japan NEVER answer their phone.
FUCKED: people in Japan NEVER answer their phone.

That sounded a little dramatic, yeah? I am so bored to tears that it's too boring to write about. All I want to for the rest of my life is eat yum cha and masturbate. can someone please arrange that? thanks.

new favourite movie: pumpkin. i think ben would be hot for pumpkin. i know alex and gen were last night.

work starts again tomorrow. although i am dreading going back, i have been very anal retentive tonight in getting ready. i transcribed all my numbers out of old diary into my new one. very nerdy. i also did the dishes. (gen falls off her chair and dies of shock as she reads this ( Read more... )

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a year after my toilet flooding antics in new york, i just flooded the toilet here at fmr. yowser!