Did anybody ever find Tom Petty's big toe?

[eledriel]

This is the world's worst poetry.  I particularly love the stanza about world peace.   If there's a Chaucer of Cheese, I wonder if I can be the Chaucer of something?  

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[doxerssoldout]

i tried forcing "join" and "combine" into rhyming, came up with "comboyn," and now cannot read the poem in any voice aside from "stereotypical jewish grandmother."

[eledriel]

Oh Gods. Now I have the same problem!